Thursday, August 15, 2013

10 Reasons Why Kurt Cobain is the BEST MUSICIAN IN HISTORY

So in my desperation to try to understand all those Nirvana fans across the world, I did my research on the band, and on the front man, Kurt Cobain. Here, I will expose the 10 most interesting facts, that made me love this man.
OK, I cannot do that. To my liking, Cobain is an overrated, pretty worthless musician, and here are 10 reasons why I dislike him so much.
1.-Kurt Cobain was a dirty JUNKIE! That's right, just like Hendrix did, Cobain used to take large amounts of LSD and heroin throughout his existence.
2.-Cobain was selfish ever since he was a kid. He would not obey his own father, just to show how rebellious he was.
3.-Cobain was not "himself"; he was what others did not want to see. He wished he was gay just to make society mad: What?
4.-Cobain is  a HIGH SCHOOL DROP-OUT. It is not to be mean or anything... Well, it is, if you cannot make it in the SUPER EASY AMERICAN EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM, YOU ARE LESS THAN TRASH.
5.-Cobain's lyrics are plain BORING.
6.-Smells like teen spirit is the result of an ACCIDENT. Even the bass player of Nirvana, Krist Novoselic, thought it was ridiculous, but Cobain forced them to play it anyway. The lyrics of the song make no sense what so ever, and, despite Cobain "did not want to be famous", he wrote it thinking of it as a "pop" song. WHAT?
7.-Dave Grohl said that Cobain thought music came first, and lyrics came second, though Nirvana's tunes have poor both musical and lyrical value.
8.-Cobain had overdosed on heroin before his death, and still kept on being a junkie.
9.-Though he had just had a daughter, he went ahead and killed himself, after using ridiculous amounts of heroin.
10.- All of this facts being public, people still consider Cobain a poet, a special someone, someone who was going to change the world. Cobain was a junkie, uneducated, and overrated after his death.
It is sad to me seeing people criticize today's pop stars, and glorify Cobain, when he was the exact same thing, if not worst, since I think Justin Bieber is addict to heroin or some drug of that kind.

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